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Why
You Fucking with my Boy Picaso? by
James Fuentes |
- - - - So there I was, drawing away. I made about 15 drawings. I would have made more, but the inmates kept bugging me to make drawings for them, and I would draw portraits of inmates and their girlfriends or some silly cartoon they wanted to send their kids. The inmates would want to pay me for the drawings, but I would not let them. “Why would I want the canned fish they sell here? It smells like cat food.”
Until the 19th of August, I had no trouble. On that Sunday, Safety
Inspector Engram happened to see what I was working on in the TV room
(a drawing
of a .50 caliber sniper rifle). He walked over and asked what this
was all about. I told him I was making drawings because I was trying
to organize
a show of my artwork. He asked if he could take a drawing to show someone.
So, I let him take one, kept on working and forgot about the incident. A week later, after lights out, a guard called my name. Everyone began to hoot and holler. I got out of my bunk and met up with a guard named Bregose; a one-time member of the NYPD, but not a bad guy. (Actually none of the guards are; they’re just overworked.) Bregose demanded that the other inmates “Shut the fuck up!” and then informed me nervously, “Lieutenant Bledsoe from S.I.S. wants to see you.” The room broke into long ooohs and catcalls. “He’s going to the hole!”
Safety Inspector Services investigates both guards and the inmates.
The officer I was going to meet was Lt. Bledsoe, head of the S.I.S.
As I
entered the hallway, I saw three more guards. One asked me if I could
please put my hands up against the wall so that he could search me.
Then I was told to wait. I squatted on the floor waiting for a little
while.
One of the guards shouted, “Bledsoe’s here!” as he
came down to our part of the hall. I didn’t bother to get up.
Martinez: What’s the problem officer? As I was led back to my bunk, fellow inmates asked me what happened. “They
took my drawings.” “Man that’s fucked up!” Since
it was late and most of the inmates were awakened by the commotion, they
started shouting, “Fuck you,” in Spanish and English, and
throwing raspberries, making fart noises, and asking “Why you fuckin’ with
my boy Picasso?” The commotion came to an immediate halt when three
guards charged in and yelled, “Who wants to go to the hole?” Bledsoe
rushed behind one the guards and whispered something into his ear—and
then the guard called my name. When I approached him, the guard told
me I would be searched again, handcuffed and taken to the hole. The
whole place went nuts. Men were screaming and throwing things. Bledsoe: I’m taking him to the S.H.U. (a.k.a. the Special Housing
Unit or “the hole” by inmates; known to most as solitary
confinement). When I get back, I want a full shakedown of this unit. Bledsoe turned the unit inside out in a severe shakedown that lasted
until 4 AM—searching mainly for books about guns. He left each
cell a mess and removed all the microwaves and a television. He was furious
that he didn’t find anything. Afterward, I was led through a
maze of hallways and elevators that were remarkably similar to the
video games
I like to play (Metal Gear Solid, Doom, Quake.) When we finally got to the door of the S.H.U., Bledsoe called on his
radio, “Bledsoe on your Cheryl door.” The door buzzed open
and he handed me to a guard who took off my handcuffs and put me in a
cell for a strip search. First I took off all my clothes—tan jump
suit, t-shirt, underwear, socks. Then I was asked to run my hands through
my hair, pull my ears back, open my mouth and stick out my tongue, show
him my hands, turn around and show the bottom of my feet. And then, everyone’s
favorite: squat and spread my ass cheeks. They gave me an orange jumpsuit
and told me to get dressed. I was moved to the cell where I have spent
a lot of time since that incident. You are kept in your cell 23 hours a day. For one hour each day, you
can go on the roof deck for an hour. It’s an area about 10 x 25
feet with a heavy metal grate on top. Inmates stand around, talk, and
smoke homemade cigarettes out of tea. Meals come through a plastic slot
in the door. Lights go on at 6 AM and off at 11 PM. Even though you’re
on the top floor, there is no view. The windows are fogged with acid.
Below I have drawn a view of the S.H.U. cell from the top bunk. - - - - James Fuentes is an independant curator living in NY Alfredo Martinez “
Heckler & Koch P7-13” 2002 |
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